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Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
06/21/2016 at 21:38 • Filed to: Namelopnik

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I’m thinking of changing (read lengthening for no real reason)my screen name because many many opponauts have obscenely long names. There is a contest for all of you guys with a (lame) Mystery Reward of Mystery. Oooh. Throw some suggestions out there and I will change my name to the best one. 3 2 1 GO!


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:44

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Urinals


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:45

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That's right; change your name. Be like the rest. Then the only ones with short names will be the cool kids


Kinja'd!!! hike > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:46

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Short names are the best names.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:47

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Connqr 2: Electric Boogaloo


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:48

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The full lorem ipsum text.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:48

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Idriveateenageclsamg62dickfacenelson


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Nibbles
06/21/2016 at 21:48

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Then I am the coolest.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Nibbles
06/21/2016 at 21:49

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Does that make me the king of Oppo? I know there are a few other members with two letter names, though, so do I have to fight them?


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > CB
06/21/2016 at 21:49

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Best so far


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:49

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Connqr the one who asked for a longer name.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/21/2016 at 21:51

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Perfect idea: change it to IDRIVEACL63AMG with a matching profile picture. Then post something sketchy. Watch oppo’s reaction (who didn’t see this already)


Kinja'd!!! knewman > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:52

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FootlongSubmarineSandwich


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/21/2016 at 21:52

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I didn’t see this yet.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:53

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Comnqr: Because many many opponauts have obscenely long names


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:54

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“Connqr got a lung disease called Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 21:56

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‘’ ‘’ ‘’ ‘’ ‘’


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/21/2016 at 21:59

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It’s a good way to be banned. It has been a while since I’ve had a good banning...


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 22:01

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The Camry is an awesome car and people need to stop fucking hating on it ;)

That would be great name to use


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > CB
06/21/2016 at 22:01

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No.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Nibbles
06/21/2016 at 22:02

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An attempt was made.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/21/2016 at 22:03

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Actually D is, was and always will be.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > CB
06/21/2016 at 22:03

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Valiant, albeit futile


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > knewman
06/21/2016 at 22:15

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Decent. You have also been ungrayed.


Kinja'd!!! lunr > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 22:26

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Connqr’s So Fetch and Totally Ratchet Bad Fur Day


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > lunr
06/21/2016 at 22:28

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Not going to lie this has a good chance of winning


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 22:39

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Connqr? I hardly know her!


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
06/21/2016 at 22:40

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Stahp! You are making this too hard.


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/21/2016 at 22:41

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Define sketchy


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 23:02

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Typical of his posts like “should I buy a SLS AMG or S65 AMG”


Kinja'd!!! derf > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 23:12

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Command and Connqr

William the Connqrer

Who Wants to Play Connqrs?


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 23:12

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Dammit now I have decided my name is too long and need to shorten it.


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > derf
06/21/2016 at 23:15

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So good . or maybe add divide and connqr to the list.


Kinja'd!!! derf > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 23:20

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Yeah, Divide and Connqr is good.

Hmm...

Connqr Your Fear of Mispeling Long Words


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Connqr
06/21/2016 at 23:37

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to Connqr your enemies, to see them drvnn before you, and hear the lmnnttions of their wmnn.......... long enough???


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
06/22/2016 at 00:23

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Oh, and then he said that he sold the CL and bought four (boring) cars?


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Connqr
06/22/2016 at 03:34

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Screeny McScreenname?


Kinja'd!!! KnotThatBusy > Connqr
06/22/2016 at 09:35

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Connqr d’elegance